Monthly Archives: January 2010
The Great Reveal’s Impact Recalled
A God of All-Encompassing and Infinite Love,
beyond any Human’s Ability to even Imagine
Exists
He Is Closer Now than Any Other Time,
Something Wonderful is Going to Happen.
To put it all in context, we review how it all began . . .
Not even a month has passed,
yet it seems like the time before is ancient history…now.
We think back to the broadcasts:
“Breaking News…..Obvious Truths Discovered – Despite 25,000 Year Cover-Up, Slander, and Pervasive, Omnipresent, Persistent Misinformation, Big Lies, and Propaganda Campaign
* A Virtual Matrix of Religiousity Pompously Substituting Itself for Reality and Truth
* The Big Reveal — God Is Good and All-Merciful Ends Up Being Not Happy Talk to Comfort Us Before Inevitable Death and then Eternal Life in Fiery Hell of Suffering
* The Big Reveal — Turns Out God Is Actually Good, Real Good, All-Good, and Certainly Gooder Than Any Human Can Imagine
* Investigation Into Coverup Reveals That Source of Idea of Hell Is Actually Tight-Assed Controlling Compulsives Who – Well – Not so Good
* 25,000 Year Campaign to Control Others By Scaring Crap Out of Them With a Totally Concocted and Most Horrible, Frightening Idea Ever to Exist is Actually a Product of Very Sick Humans
* Reporters Rushed to Record Reaction on Street Hear
- “How Could I Have Been Such a Dufus!” –
- “Well, Of Course That’s True, How Could We Not See It!” –
- “How Could They Do That to Us!” –
- “Wow, Humans Are Real Dumb-Fucks” –
- “Unbelievable! It Was Right in Front of Us the Entire Time!” ***
- “I Knew It; But Nobody Would Believe Me. How Can God Be Both Good and Also More Capable of Evil Than Even The Most Twisted Human? In Fact, More Evil Than All of the Evil of All Humans Who Ever Lived Combined. What I Found So Amazing Is That People Believed That Extremely Sick, Twisted View, Never Catching a Wit of Its Absurdity in All That Incredibly Long Time. Shows How Truly Terrified People Really Are on The Inside”
– It’s Reported That Last Quote Was From Someone Who Hates Twitter ***
*** More Coming ***
*** “Latest Developments on Discovery of the Obvious About God and the Overnight Revision of and Now Near Universally Accepted Scientific Starting Premise on Human Species as “bunch of real dumb shits” and “seriously brain-twisted from birth”….
Latest Reveals Include God Not Just Good – er Really, Really, Really to the infinite power Good –
also that God is incredibly, amazingly, and fantastically (tothe inf. pow) FUNNY.
Actually hilarious… a “real riot”…quite the crackup….
Reports coming out saying He/She is infinitely fun to hang out with, nothing comparing to it, “you laugh your ass off!”…
and unself-consciously silly beyond belief, beyond imagining…
so much so that, reports are, “You won’t die laughing, because, well, turns out you can’t (die, that is), but you’ll probably laugh so hard tears will be streaming down your cheeks,
if so inclined, you may end up literally roflmao or roflol … well not literally for the “ass off” but certainly for the “rolling on the floor”…
and “good chance you’ll pee your pants” (He/She is really, inf. pow. Good and is not offended… like so much so we question why we mentioned that)
*** More Coming ***
The audio presentation, with additional details, follows.
Described:
This performance of comedic supposing is played for you by SillyMickel Adzema and his wife, Mary Lynn Adzema. They reenact the roles of the TV anchors Katie and Dave on one of the most memorable days in all of history, occurring not long ago at all:
We listen in as local TV anchors Dave and Katie recall the amazing day, not quite a month ago, when the world changed drastically forever, practically overnight. They replay the TV news highlights of those incredible few days when miraculously the world’s human population was released from the Biggest Lie of all time, in fact the longest lasting — 25,000 years in fact.
But the world changed because it was the most hideous lie; it had made humans miserable throughout their lives and caused them to be terrified to live, terrified of acting or even speaking, and after such a life of paralyzing terror, at death’s door it caused untold trillions of humans to be freaked out of their gourd and to go nearly insanely brain scramblingly, nose drippingly mad as they approached the threshold.
The Big Lie, the incredibly long cover-up?
It turns out that some quite insanely controlling and pompously superior types had long ago concocted the idea of Hell — this place of endless and unbearable suffering that would last for all time. And then as the ultimate in mind scrambling irrationality, attributed its existence to God, who was also claimed to be all-loving and all-merciful.
And if that did not make any sense, they further compounded the insanity by claiming that if that didn’t make sense to you it was because you were a sinful (thus likely to suffer forever unbearably) person who expected that God had to make sense to you, and thus you placed yourself slightly higher than dirt in your self-esteem, which was the huge sin of hubris, or thinking that you were capable of
rational thinking.
So it was the biggest, stupidest, and meanest mind fuck of all time, concocted to keep people so terrified that they would be easily manipulated by the controlling Meanies. But it succeeded wildly beyond all expectations in that it could not definitely be disproved, and with the penalty of not believing in it so unbelievably huger than any person’s worst nightmare magnified times infinity, it held fast in people’s minds for 25,000 years with barely a soul ever courageous enough in that time to speak up and say what a rotten crazy notion it was; nor how it didn’t coincide with ANY concept of God at all. For this insanity to be true, God would not be God, but would be the worst most evil human imaginable, times infinity, again, which doesn’t make that being a God but, well, even Satan comes across as kinder by comparison.
So Dave and Katie replay the highlights; the outpouring into the streets in every city of the world, the people – some crazed, others furious, others gleeful – it was the most emotional day in recorded history; and the world changed. Listen in as that day is brought back to life through the observations of the TV anchors and their reporters in the streets bringing in your face observations and interviews with shocked, emotionally overflowing street demonstrators.
Sample Quotes:
Yes, Katie, it’s certainly hard to believe – our world changing soooo fast.
To put it all in context, we review how it all began . . .
Not even a month has passed,
yet it seems like the time before is ancient history…now.
We think back to the broadcasts:
"Breaking News…..Obvious Truths Discovered – Despite 25,000 Year Cover-Up, Slander, and Pervasive, Omnipresent, Persistent Misinformation, Big Lies, and Propoganda Campaign
* A Virtual Matrix of Religiousity Pompously Substituting Itself for Reality and Truth
* Who would’ve believed it?!!! HELL DOESN’T EXIST!!!! For thousands of years, people lived in fear of death, and worse. ALL A BIG SHAM!!!!
* The Big Reveal — God Is Good and All-Merciful Ends Up Being Not Happy Talk to Comfort Us Before Inevitable Death and then Eternal Life in Fiery Hell of Suffering
* The Big Reveal — Turns Out God Is Actually Good, Real Good, All-Good, and Certainly Gooder Than Any Human Can Imagine
* Investigation Into Coverup Reveals That Source of Idea of Hell Is Actually Tight-Assed Controlling Compulsives Who – Well – Not so Good
* 25,000 Year Campaign to Control Others By Scaring Crap Out of Them With a Totally Concocted and Most Horrible, Frightening Idea Ever to Exist is Actually a Product of Very Sick Humans
* Reporters Rushed to Record Reaction on Street. What are you hearing out there, Dave?
Well, Katie, things are nuts. People… I thought I saw amok in Iraq. Iraq’s amok got no truck with this here amok.
*** "Latest Developments on Discovery of the Obvious About God and the Overnight Revision of and Now Near Universally Accepted Scientific Starting Premise on Human Species as "bunch of real dumb shits" and "seriously brain-twisted from birth"….
Latest Reveals Include God Not Just Good – er Really, Really, Really to the infinite power Good –
also that God is incredibly, amazingly, and fantastically (tothe inf. pow) FUNNY.
Actually hilarious… a "real riot"…quite the crackup….
Reports coming out saying He/She is infinitely fun to hang out with, nothing comparing to it, "you laugh your ass off!"…
The Audio Device: