We just got back f/ the Dairy Queen. We were jonesing for banana splits. The man said,”We don’t have

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We just got back f/ the Dairy Queen. We were jonesing for banana splits. The man said,”We don’t have any bananas”
Mar 8, 2010 3:30am by Mickel Adzema

I was shocked! A banana-free Dairy Queen world was approaching fast. I felt the need to throw myself behind something to avoid the collision.

"What do you do when you don’t have bananas?" I asked, astonished out of my wits. "We use a powder that tastes like candy," he said. "But it’s not a banana split."

I knew my world would never be the same; but I didn’t want to know it just yet. "The candy we use tastes a lot like bananas and people like it." I quaked.

Later, he produced our turtle sundaes and told us, "Sometimes we run out of ice cream." "What DO YOU DO when Dairy Queen has no ice cream!" I yelped!
We just got back f/ the Dairy Queen. We were jonesing for banana splits. The man said,”We don’t have any bananas”